This is all I could afford
Let's get mashed
You're the banger to my mash
Hi from your secret adorer
I did not know what to get you so I got you this
You are A-Peel-Ing
You are the best!
No matter how useless you feel now, you are someone's reason to smile
You are hot AF
I love you
Remember the time we got baked like a potato?
This is too funny not to send!
Mash me and give thanks
This is far greater than a letter
I love you more than you love potatoes
Get well soon. Rooting for you
You're one hot potato
We collected money to send you a gift. That is it!
My love for your sprouts more and more every day
Time fries when you are having fun!
Drop it like it's hot
If you only knew how mash you mean to me
Got drunk and found this website - sorry!
We're a perfect mash
Because a potato is the best drunk purchase ever. Love you!
Have a s-mash-ing birthday
Much love from your favorite potato
I love you more than potatoes. That's a lot